Saucy Dan's presents
The Ex Members Club
One brand-new sauce a month. Made once. Never coming back.
Just like your ex. Except this one actually treats you right.
Founding members: sign up by 25 January 2027. Drop 01 lands 8 February.
So… what is the EX?
The EX is our experimental sauce programme. Twenty-two volumes of weird, wonderful, slightly unhinged sauces, each brewed once and then gone forever. Now it comes to your door every month.
The Classics
The one you take home to meet your parents
Daaamn Daniel, Chai & Chill, Crack Sauce, Kashmiri Kick. Always in stock, always there for you, never forgets your birthday. Loyal. Dependable. Lovely.
The EX
The one you still think about at 2 a.m.
It shows up, rocks your world, and leaves. It never comes back. But it might leave you wanting more, or popping into your head from time to time while you're eating a perfectly fine but boring dinner.
(Okay, one did come back. Crack Sauce started life as an EX and we caved. We don't talk about it.)
How it works
- 01
Swipe right
Pick a plan below. One-night stand or long-term commitment, no judgement here.
- 02
We get cooking
Every month we ferment, blend and bottle one brand-new sauce in Amsterdam. One small batch. One time only.
- 03
It slides into your mailbox
A 100 ml bottle lands on the second Monday of the month, just about when you've finished the last one.
- 04
You fall for it. It leaves.
Then next month's EX turns up and you move on. Healthy, honestly.
Save the dates
Mark your calendar. Your ex never did.
- 1 Dec 2026Waitlist opens
- 1 to 20 DecGift memberships on sale
- 5 Jan 2027Founding member sign-ups open
- 25 Jan 2027Founding member deadline
- 8 Feb 2027Drop 01 ships
The 2027 drops
Flavours are classified until the reveal. We're not telling. Yet.
Define the relationship
Four ways to get involved. Pick your level of commitment.
One-off
The Fling
€9.50 + shipping
One bottle of this month's EX. No strings, no follow-up texts.
Join the waitlistMonthly
The Situationship
€14.50 / month
A new EX every month, NL shipping included. Pause or cancel any time before the 25th. We won't make it weird.
Join the waitlistGreat gift
6 months, prepaid
The Relationship
€78 · €13 a drop
Six drops, paid up front, NL shipping included. For you, or for someone you want to impress.
Join the waitlistBest value
12 months, prepaid
Put a Ring On It
€148 · €12.33 a drop
A whole year of EXes, paid up front, NL shipping included. The gift that keeps on arriving.
Join the waitlistBuying for someone else? The 6- and 12-month plans can be bought as a gift. Prepaid plans don't auto-renew: no awkward break-up needed.
Limited to the first 50
Become a founding member
Get in at the start and we'll remember you forever. Unlike some people.
- Your price, locked. Whatever you pay now, you keep paying for as long as you stay.
- First dibs. First access to any spare bottles of each drop before they hit the shop.
- Drop 01 bragging rights. You were here before it was cool.
Sign up between 5 and 25 January 2027. Join the waitlist now and we'll send you the link first.
The house rules
Every healthy relationship needs boundaries.
- One bottle, once a month. Each drop is one 100 ml bottle, shipped on the second Monday of the month.
- The 25th is the deadline. Join, skip, pause or cancel before the 25th to change next month's drop.
- No reunions. Every EX is brewed once. When it's gone, it's gone. Begging in the DMs won't help (usually).
- Flavour first, not pain. Heat varies from drop to drop, but we're here for flavour, not chilli challenges.
- EU only. Shipping within the Netherlands is included. Elsewhere in the EU, a small surcharge is added at checkout.
- Members get perks. Our monthly newsletter, Lost in the Sauce (the story behind each sauce, recipes and a hint of what's next), plus 10% off the classics.
- Prepaid means prepaid. 6- and 12-month plans end when they end. No auto-renew, no surprises.
Slide into our inbox
Join the waitlist and you'll be first to hear when founding member sign-ups open, plus a sneak peek at Drop 01.
Stay saucy. — spicyboi99